March 2012
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sunkissedsymphonies asked: Tomorrow is Self-harm Awareness Day, and I wanted to tell some of the people I follow how beautiful they are. Enjoy your day, i like your blog too! :)
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(subject: Santa Claus)
me: i hear he's a communist
sister: Well the grapevine isn't the best source of info, you know
me: well of course grapevines can't even read. mr. burke told me that
sister: In what context?
me: It was our christmas debate. all those elves. they're definitely not unionized.
sister: oh yeahhh hahhaha i read it as mr. burke told you grapevines can't read. I was like, duh.
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to the zoo specifically to see the penguins and the penguin exhibit is closed.
youngstero:
there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea
You caught me on my way down: maddierose: A... →
maddierose:
A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips. Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on. Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge. Apodyopis - The act of mentally…
February 2012
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thewhoreofgondor:
Two fish are in a tank.
One says to the other, “I don’t know how to drive this.”
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At risk of sounding wicked nerdy, realized:
itsaguardslife:
Hogwarts would have a crazy beast color guard. They could toss and be all “Wingardium Leviosa” and they’d never drop!
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normal people flirting: hey you're cute
me: so do you like serial killers?
